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Stormed off after scolding the cashier for “supporting Uighur genocide” after they wouldn’t help him find one made in Taiwan

Are the liberals ok? Are they flooding the streets after reddit took their apps away? This behavior used to be confined to terminally online losers

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God, working as a cashier sucks. Imagine having to put up with that shit every day for minimum wage

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh it does and it did

My favorite bit of feedback was the survey where they said I was "Too polite. Seemed fake."

You can't win pain

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My silliest negative mystery shopper report said I was "too professional."

what-the-hell

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mystery shoppers get sent to the gulag after the revolution. Seriously, they're some of the biggest assholes.

[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did it a couple times and they blacklisted me for giving everyone a perfect rating lmao.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your three steps to success in any field relating to consulting or surveying:

1. Find out what the client wants to hear

2. Find out how much they will pay to hear it

3. Double the price

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

You shouldn't have filed that sales form in triplicate and had them wait for a notary to witness the sale

It was just some potato salad