so my English teacher was kick ass and let us use tasteful swear words (no racial swears) and let us read them in class which was so cool and is probably the reason why i loved that English class. but anyway --edit yes i know the english is bad there are also a few swears viewer digression advised
NEW FROM MICROSOFT -WINDOWS 11
To Microsoft
I love how windows has automatic driver support
I have used windows XP since I was 6
Every program that ends with .exe runs great
But you got some problems to fix
it started with automatic random windows updates
BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE
LET ME UNINSTALL MICROSOFT EDGE
ITS NOT GOOD
ITS DOG SHIT YOUR SO DESPRATE
YOU MAKE IT RUN ON X86
IT EATS ALL MY RAM LIKE AN OBEESE MAN AT MCDONALDS
IT SLOWS MY COMPUTER DOWN
AND ITS GIVIN ME BLUE SCREENS WITH THAT STUPID ASS FROWN
HERES AN ERROR CODE Screw you
GOOD LUCK FINDING IT ON GOOGLE IT DOESN’T EXIST
YOUR RANDOMLY UNINSTALL IMPORTANT THINGS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX MY PC WHEN IT UNINSTALLS THE DRIVER FOR MY DISPLAY
I WOULD RATHER USE MacOs Monterey
SCREW YOU, YOU UNIX WANNABE
YOUR WINDOWS 11 IS A STD.
YOU LEAVE A STUPID NOTEPAD OPEN WITH ONE COMMA
WHEN I CLICK SHUTDOWN YOU WONT CLOSE!
YOU ACT LIKE I INSTALLED WINDOWS
IT COMES PREINSTALLED, PRE DESTROYED, PRE BROKEN
AND YET YOU SAY YOUR OPIRATING SYSTEM IS THE BEST
75% OF GLOBAL MARKET SHARE IS A TRUE SHAME
YOUR OS IS REALLY LAME
YOU DON’T OWN YOUR COMPUTER
YOUR COMPUTER OWNS YOU
WINDOWS 3.1 1992
Your Os is as fun as a lobotomy
And is designed as well as a ford pinto
IT LOOKS LIKE A LOW BUDGE KDE DESKTOP
LINUX COULD MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU
THE RISE OF LINUX DESKTOP 2022!
I LEAVE YOU IN YOUR SHAME
LYLING IN YOUR COFFIN BILL GATES TO BLAME
Linus Torvald was right
A computer is like air-conditioning
It becomes useless when you open windows
That is all
I leave you to dwell in your non open source
Propriety Hell
The hate for Edge here is excessive.
If you like Edge that's ok. Let us uninstall it if we don't need it.
@Brkdncr
It's not just hate for edge (though tbth I *do* hate edge) but a hate for not being allowed to control the software that runs on our devices
Also Microsoft got in legal trouble for shoving a browser down everyones throats before, and clearly learned nothing
@Steamymoomilk