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“You might get attacked while on the job, so here, wear this camera.”
“If what I’m doing is so dangerous, don’t I deserve a raise, too?”
“Very funny. Now get back to work.”
"The camera is your raise and you have to claim it on your taxes."
"We both know the real reason you're wearing that camera. One of you assholes is pilfering inventory again"
"All the more reason for a raise, sir?"
"No, that's what the 10% non-transferable employee discount is for"
"Of course, sir"
all of the cameras were stolen within a week
10%??? It’s 5% unless there’s a special bribe going on for us for a few weeks, like around Christmas.