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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Any tips on how to bully myself

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I tried all the tips other people are mentioning here but I just ended up aroused, help

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] RION@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

horse hair shirts—a classic!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there a vegan alternative?

[–] RION@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Horse girl hair shirts, assuming they're cool with it

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does the horse girl still need to be cool with it if she's my landlord, or can I just get the shaver out if that's the case?

you may obtain the hair with extreme prejudice

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Punch yourself in the face while asking why you're hitting yourself

Dunk your own head in the toilet and flush

Place a sign on your back reading "kick me"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

ritual self-flagellation

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I usually stick to drinking

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

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