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Never go to a second location

Always get the interior ministry post

Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft

If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you

If someone tells your they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later

Never give up your nukes

Never release opposition political prisoners

Never let the opposition delay elections

If someone starts to get into German runes drop them

Never trust a South American with a German name

Never move anywhere for a religion (subsect of rule 1?)

Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy

If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime their fbi (sometimes cia or military intelligence)

Never become a fbi informant

If you do become a fbi informant record everything

Never relinquish your arms

Always get it in writing

If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win

Never talk to cops without a lawyer

Always pay your mercenaries

Don’t let anyone take your passport