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Firewall Alignment Chart (programming.dev)
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[โ€“] Album@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The iptables one has me triggered.

[โ€“] thomas@lemmy.douwes.co.uk 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who needs all this crazy firewall stuff when I have my

iptables -A FORWARD -p tcp --tcp-flags SYN,RST SYN -j TCPMSS --clamp-mss-to-pmtu
iptables -A INPUT -m conntrack --ctstate ESTABLISHED,RELATED -j ACCEPT
iptables -A INPUT -i ppp0 -j DROP

And for IPv6 you don't need a firewall, just use slaac and hope no one finds the address /s