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Every Single Freaking Time (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] metarmask@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've changed this on all my terminals and I'm not ashamed of it.

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True strength is bending the machine to appease your habits, not to bend your habits to appease the machine.

[–] Storyteller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. The flesh is weak. The machine is immortal.

Flesh is fallible but ritual honours the machine spirit.

All hail the Omnissiah.

[–] cryomancer20x6@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Yes! You know what it is, don't you boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child.

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