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I am your Scrum Master! (files.catbox.moe)
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Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

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[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

[–] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.