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would a jury even convict you if you [redacted] these losers?
Juries only pardon white little pudgy treat boys like Kyle Rittenhouse for shooting unarmed protestors.
Okay, but it would be trivial to convince a chud jury that Polhaus was a leader of Antifa.
As a white pudgy man it's my time to shine!
No, you'd be murdered by police long before reaching the courthouse
Roll a d20 to find out who!:
1-4 Local police
5-7 State police/patrolmen
8-9 Federal Marshals
10 The FBI
11-18 Some combination of the above
19-20 Some Kyle Rittenhouse esque vigilante who will be charged with 30 hours community service for murder
I rolled a 6, for what it's worth
I rolled a 14 so a combo. 10+4, I guess? A joint venture by the local pigs and feds, I believe that's called getting Fred Hampton'd
I got a 7. Sounds about right.
As someone not far, I legally couldn't tell you that I would.
Jurry nullification is a thing and you can absolutely just let someone who killed a bunch of nazis walk free even if the rest of the jury is against you
That is true, though I think announcing you intend to do so can get legally dicey.