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Compromise idea: Build 18 buildings roughly in the footprint of the greens of each hole, and put the golf course on top. Golfers can either take 2 elevators between holes, or walk a tightrope.
That would be fucking sick and golfers would probably fly in from all over just to try it.
hell this would probably get me to play golf and I hate golf
Remove the elevator option and make sure it's in a windy location and I'm sold.
See what you did? Now they're putting a zipline on the rooftop island hopping golf course.
Oh no, oh fuck, you made me want to play golf.
It's okay as long as it uses native and hardy grasses, and you don't burn fossil fuels.
g*lfers are the absolute last group of people we should be compromising with
Death to America
Golfers cannot retain their character wothout golf carts. If they lug their gear and hike from hole to hole, especially up and down stairs, it loses some of its bourgeois character.
fuck golf carts also. get rid of everything related to golf
Death to America
Can't have golf carts without golf
but you CAN have golf without golf carts
I have a better compromise plan
Only golf that is permitted after the revolution will be a driving range with current country club members "playing" as targets
They still get to play the "sport" they love, vocation becomes vacation and so on