Several people asked for a follow up after I asked if I should do it. Well, I did it. It didn't go quite as smoothly as it did in my head, but the important thing is that I saved the yaois and didn't get caught. Gay crime committed successfully
:mission-accomplished::mission-accomplished-1::mission-accomplished-2::mission-accomplished:
Posting about it might be dumb, but even if someone doxxed me, nobody else at work knew it existed so I'm pretty sure they'd just look like a crazy person. If anyone asks, I made this story up for Hexbear clout, also it was a satirical parody about capitalism's wasteful tendencies, also it all happened in Minecraft.
Another funny angle to this story: years ago, I lived in Japan for a bit, and collected way too much stuff and tried to ship it back in a huge overstuffed box. The box burst open, and I lost most of what was in it - including some NSFW yuri stuff. Once, my gay porn wound up in the hands of a random warehouse worker. Now, I'm a random warehouse worker, and someone else's gay porn has wound up in my hands. The circle is now complete, the cosmic balance is restored. Just like the Biblical story of Job, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away :theory-gary:
I'm not quite at a place where I can inspect my haul throughly, so I will provide more details on this story as it develops.
wow i cant believe you made this up for clout and are not planning to steal more things (which would be very awesome and cool btw)
I'm thinking this fictional story could be an inspiration for a whole fictional novel.
You know, for NaNo.
You're posting on Hexbear, the site that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.
That's very true, I would never advocate someone steal something on my favorite liberal website hexbear.net