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I keep thinking of bad things and then say "wow I bet Hexbear would like this thing" and then I smugly smile while shit leaks out of my pants. Both ends.

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[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I've been seeing posts from this instance for awhile because I can't figure out how block specific instances and everytime I open a thread it is a cesspool of a mental mastrubating echo chamber.

[–] ProxyTheAwesome@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

that pain you feel is your echo chamber being breached and your brain de-pressurizing

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i wish i could block tankies too. just the thought of one being next to me scares me so much that i wet myself quite frequently. they mentally masturbate to bad things instead of good things.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Can confirm that I mentally masturbate to line going down instead of line going up.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mental mastrubating echo chamber.

What you are doing is totally just autoerotic cranial resonance with your fellow enlightened centrist free thinkers, by contrast.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Centrists don't exist. Neither do free thinkers.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Centrists don't exist.

Well we agree on this point.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Did you find a new height of self congratulatory masturbation where you can point down at the lowly rabble all around the world and say that they are the ones that are wrong?

You should find 50 billion and buy Twitter/X. Not much would change and not many would notice the difference.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah? Which things are "mental masturbation" and why do they bother you? What specifically has someone said?

This post is obviously circlejerking, for deliberate effect, it's irony and a joke. What actually serious things are you talking about?

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Every post on here is meta talking about yourselves rather than your philosophy. Just a bunch posts saying "Watch me destroy these libtards". Most of the content here is meaningless ad hominem attacks.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And what are you doing? You're just another boring Reddit liberal doing boring Reddit liberal shit.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not see the irony in your reply?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't believe in Reddity debatebro shit. If you want to be seen as original somehow, be more entertaining.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to arguments on the internet.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're trying to sound smug and self congratulatory about being a boilerplate generic smug Reddit liberal. congratulations

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What does any of this have to do with Reddit? Reddit is a shitty site.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

You belong there.

Go there.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

We have daily megathreads on theory and current events. Right now we have a pinned cross post from 3 years ago, encouraging all Lemmy users to read a book about trans liberation. What more theory do you want? Have you ever visited one of our comms, or do you just land here from browsing Top All?

Our meta posts probably get more upvotes because theyre funny to us (and apparently other Lemmy instances) and we have a culture of balancing out serious shit with a heavy dose of irony

literally just open http://hexbear.net and you will find evidence against what you claim

okay idk who needs to hear this but if you have an echo chamber do not use it as a cesspool. and if you must use your echo chamber as a cesspool, do not masturbate in it. You risk disease, hearing loss, and smelling really bad.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah it’s a bit weird where the echo chamber setting is. The tankie Lemmy devs don’t want people blocking instances.

It’s on this settings page under the FAQs

[–] robinn2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

We cannot be blocked, we are the tide of history

[–] nekahat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your education system failed you to the level that you're oblivious to the irony of the original post.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am aware of the sarcasm of this post as OP has their account on hexbear. But you are guys are basically communists but worse. You guys aren't proles and you aren't pro-prole and never will be.

[–] nekahat@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"but worse" so communism = bad yet you dare comment about the proles afterwards. Opinion discarded.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't believe communism = bad. I like the idea of Communism (or atleast what Marx says). Saying "Opinion discarded" just means you don't want to have a discussion and you have nothing to say. If you block every opinion you will never learn anything new and no one will want to listen to you. Disgarding people is not how you make people agree with you. I don't how this movement you have here is ever going to succeed if you can't convince others to join you.

[–] boboblaw@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this movement you have here

my dude, this is an internet forum. despite what some may think, this site is not in fact the front lines of the movement that will bring about communism.

so I don't think anyone gives two shits about convincing you of anything. best I can dream of is getting you to learn the definitions of words like "prole".

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The lecturing on how we need to be better to achieve our supposed aims by making sure we don't hurt others' feelings is so common I don't know why. It has the same energy as when men complain to women or feminists telling them 'if you were a bit nicer, maybe I wouldn't be misogynistic'.

I'm having a hard time understanding why people engage with us in that way. Do they think they are helping? Is it to put themself on some sort of moral high ground or to indicate the extent of how polite society works?

I don't engage negatively, but I can hardly blame comrades who do especially after one can see their patience wearing thin after several exchanges with similar rhetoric in sequence.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] nekahat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not selling you anything buddy. I already know you won't join us and I'm not going to play games to satisfy your ego.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why did choose to reply to my comment in the first place just to say "opinion discarded"? You could have just read it and left.

[–] nekahat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because you're pinging my notifications.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge masturbation is prohibited

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Suck off a liberal and a fascist cums

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm 50/50 on the huge image macros. Needs a psyduck to feel like early 2000s Something Awful tho.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

they're not supposed to be huge. I think that's a lemmy bug. On hexbear.net they have a CSS property that limits their width to 56px.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That's my understanding. It raises standard image macros to another level. I think that bug is why a lot of people dislike them, but it makes it hilarious to me.