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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Not only do you get to spend half a million dollars on buying it, you'll have to figure out how and where to move a ridiculously large house. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/35-Stonehouse-Dr-Princeton-NJ-08540/39013680_zpid/

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[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At first I was thinking this is a great price for a historically important home in Princeton, and you can actually get land pretty cheap a little bit north in Hunterdon County, but jeez, what would it cost to relocate and update that house?!

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I think there's a good chance that with proper structural bracing an Apache helicopter could be used to haul chunks of it to its new location yeah but you're looking at maybe a quarter million dollars, maybe a little less if you own the construction company that's moving it.

[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You would need fuck you money to afford to buy the house and move it.

I bet the whole project would be over a million. Your also have to buy land and prep it as well.