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[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't you know that children = pets?

[–] CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having children is basically keeping cum as a pet. πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹

You are just your dad's pet cum

😏

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this mean I can’t abuse them?

[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just treat your pets like children so you can abuse them!

/s

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was gonna abuse my children because I abuse my pets.

You’re saying I should go the other way?