I've known some deeply fucked up fundies. One seriously credited God for finding her good parking spaces and convenient green lights and even did seconds-long prayers of thanks while driving.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't imagine what it's like believing that the omnipotent ruler of the multiverse cares about you more than others, enough so to rig random things in your favor.

"Oh yeah, me and the all-powerful creator of reality are besties. Sometimes He makes two sodas fall out of the vending machine for me because He cares about me that much. He also rigs sports games for my favorite team because I asked Him to really hard."

Narcissism doesn't even come close to describing that thinking.

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Don't say the word shit or the omnipotent creator will get mad 😡

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God doesn’t care about slavery, hunger, war, death and all manners of suffering but will bend over backwards to make sure some cracker dipshit isn’t mildly inconvenienced and makes their kid Brayxtayley’s youth soccer team win.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

God is clearly a sportsbro and picks favorite teams. Too busy to help the poors.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

They should be thanking God every second for not exploding the Sun.