a-little-trolling people are always saying to me, they come up to me— they do, they come up to me and they say “Miss WhyEssEff, why don’t you add this as an emote? Miss WhyEssEff, why isn’t this an emote?” Folks, it’s already an emote—half the time, not always, half the time. I added it under some obscure name, either that or I’ve already added it before you can even ask the question, it’s true, you know it’s true!

[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Lying Lemmies - Boring Beehaw, who were afraid of us before we even showed up, and the perverts at Lemm.ee, and Backwards Blahaj, they say "Mr. Hexbear.net, you're so uncouth with your emotes!" They cry, and they beg, and you know what I say to them? They really do cry, you know, you've seen it. I say trump-who-must-go , I say lea-finger-guns , and of course I tell them PIGPOOPBALLS . But that's why you love me, isn't it? You all really do love me and these spectacular emotes, which I never thought I would enjoy, but I've loved them from the start. That's the truth.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was about to reply gushing about hilarious and perfect this is, and then I see it's posted by the single, solitary person who is keeping the Ohio community on midwest.social alive, and I honestly just don't even know what to do with myself in the presence of such celebrity

I'm on an app on mobile, so I have no good emojis for you, but jfc, this was great 🤌🏅🏆

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

s posted by the single, solitary person who is keeping the Ohio community on midwest.social alive

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