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[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

jesus fucking christ fine. replace corn dog with: corn on the cob, tacos, burritos, nachos, tater tots, bbq ribs, breadsticks, calzones, mozzarella sticks, etc.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, I eat my tacos with a spork. Remove tacos from you list please.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I eat tots and calzones with a fork. As well as big wet burritos.

[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I AM NOT here to judge or shame you for what foods you don’t eat with your bare hands.

I ABSOLUTELY AM here to both judge and shame people who will not eat something with their hands “because it’s gross”, but discount all the things they do eat with their hands as “it doesn’t count”, while they are perfectly fine eating dozens of other foods with their hands.

i don’t care what you eat with a fork. i care what you eat with your bare hands while judging others for what they eat with their bare hands.

Hands are best utensil. The best foods are designed for the hands.