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The crushing weight (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago by the_artic_one@programming.dev to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The crushing weight of a hydraulic press. Sorry, what were we talking about?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You're a sentient doll.

You get bought

The buyer is a youtuber

he got a hydraulic press.

you discover that the crushing weight isn't just a mental thing

you wake up, it was just a dream.

You're a sentient doll waiting to be bought.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hydraulic press isn't real. The hydraulic press isn't real. The hydraulic press isn't real.

But how do I know these words?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

These words you utter invoke a painful sensation that move from the top of your head down to the tip of your toeless foot. A huge feeling of despair got hold of you. You just know you are paying for past sins commited. sins so grave that you've been doomed to be crushed for eternity and beyond. The sin of Putting pineapple on pizza.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

"hello ant welkom to te hytraulik press channell"