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Oh where, is my hairbrush. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just like the bible itself! Apart from all the genocide and slavery and rape and stuff, of course..

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I love the part where some kids make fun of a bald guy, then God sents a bear and it mauls and eats them.

[–] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

But Larry, you don't have any hair. Why do you need a hairbrus--auuugh bears why are there bears

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Now that's a show I'd watch

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally, the super awkward porn parts (such as the one with former lovers who were hung like donkeys) are highlights in that book the mega-hypocrites keep forcing on children 😂

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What about Sodom when people want to force onto the angels and then that guy says: oh no! Not the angels! Do my daughters!

And then everyone says: yuck, we don't want your daughters whats wrong with you.

So the angels blind everyone and then kill the city.

Hence the lesson.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

And of course, Christian fundie bigots take that story to mean that same sex attraction is evil! These fucking people 🤦