this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Not that it's the most desirable property to buy in the first place: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3204-Oak-Ridge-Rd-Vicksburg-MS-39183/78102111_zpid/?

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does the toilet look to long to anyone else?

[–] fkn@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a bariatric toilet and the image is weirdly compressed.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

I had to Google that but, apparently, that's definitely a thing. I suppose I should have realised that with bigger arses come bigger toilets.

[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The image is compressed vertically.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pity, I was hoping for long toilets to be a thing for some reason.

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

For when you had too much fiber and get the exact amount of Courics.

[–] captcha@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the picture is stretched but some toilets in the US have a pronounced oval shape.

becauseFor our big 🍆

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm British and meat two veg is like everything else over here, modest. We'd not want to make a fuss with overly-large genitalia. And we thought you Yanks had such big cars because you were over-compensating for something. Apparently not.

[–] captcha@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'll grow when you liberate yourself from monarchists.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've just thrown all my tea in river. When can I expect my over-sized genitalia?

[–] captcha@hexbear.net -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

side-eye-1

bruhLOL this Brit has no tea

You gotta get with the times, we've moved on to smashing K-Cups.