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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"I dare you to name one Marxist US politician" would be my reply

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joesph “Robinette” Stalin Brandon. Mic drop, tankoid

[–] coderade@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Bidenist, all hail dark Brandon

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

biden-leftist I need not your praise, only your service. Now go commit an adventurism, Jack!

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagining a timeline where after every time a fascist does a mass shooting, Brandon gives out pre-emptive pardons to anyone who murders a republican for the next week.

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The most left candidate in recent history who ever came close to winning the presidency, while no Marxist, seems like he's well off enough but nowhere near as rich as any other presidential candidate.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If we're talking about Bernie, I feel like he's wealthy like a 1950s auto worker, which isn't horrible. There are so many vacation cabins owned by working class families in Michigan.

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

His house in Vermont is like a nice Vermont farmhouse, which don't get me wrong I wish I had, but it ain't like he's no Bezos.