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I'm gonna start asking quick questions on these memes since they're on topic: Does instant noodles cause constipation?
If it did, it would have been suggested last week when the need to not poop was at an all time high
Google told me it promotes constipation
You want foods that don't generate much poop; not foods that generate poop but clog you up with constipation. That'll make you uncomfortable for the 3 days. We're all rooting for you, good speed our poopless knight!
Unlikely
well shit (pun fully intended)
Not to be mean but, I couldn't give a shit.