I'm not gonna pay attention to any of post's actual content, because once I see the profile pic and the name I just immediately go "HOLY SHIT IT'S THE HUMAN PET GUY" and my brain just shuts the fuck off

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

wait wait wait wait wait the what guy?

edit: I regret my choices

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Started out like "oh it's just petplay fetish stuff" and I could see someone that is really into it being like "well why can't I go outside, it's not hurting anybody?" And then it just kept going down hill from there. With the volcel police's juristiction was larger.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Man I missed that bot.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could you fill me in on this?

EDIT: No longer need filling in, in any context. I am full.