They’re swearing to god that what they are saying is true. It’s phrased a bit awkwardly, I think they’ve mixed up “I swear to god” and “hand on heart” or maybe “on my mother’s life”, something like that.

[–] bpm@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"on god" is just zoomer slang.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Ah! I’m pretty old, definitely not up to date on the latest slang.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It can also be abbreviated to "ong" which is not the same as "omg".

[–] soupuos@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Truthfully

[–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

like, "I swear by god", I'm guessing

[–] prenupbutter@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Oh ffs. How you managed to decipher that, I don't know. Thank you!!

[–] Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you!

[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

1000 roaches or a human in my attic is not what fucked me up, it was that damn second comment and I scrolled furiously thinking surely it's not just me. Thanks for the explanation.