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what if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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i just thought of that and was like wow china is so scary

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[–] trudge@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

it's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along. stalin-spoon

[–] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

What China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule

What amerikkka hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators