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He's a total freak, but I can respect that he takes martial arts seriously. Granted, like 90+% of the people who take martial arts seriously are freaks.
Hey, at least the guy has a hobby, unlike
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I regret to inform you that Elon has a hobby
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breeding kids and fucking other kidsWhat?! Does he?!
Like when you say seriously does Zuck have hands like a deadly weapon or is he just another middle aged mid life crisis dad who took up martial arts to convince himself his body isn't aging?
Trains mma and has in fact won medals in competition. Pretty sure that anyone that actively trains is going to destroy someone that does not, and Musk knows it.
With training jiu-jitsu then yeah fr but that's really disappointing.
I wanted to see them genuinely hurt each other and we have to deal with the moral quandry of forcing billionaires to fight to the death.
Not just Zuckerberg throwing Musk of the top off the screen with a high percentage up throw wining by stock 😤
This is why Musk wants a practice first lol, to make sure Zucc won't just rip his head off publicly.
Honestly a fight is the perfect opportunity for him to kill him with the excuse it was a fight and that's always a risk.
Imagine if we settled company mergers through blood sport?
"And twitter was absorbed by Facebook today as Zuckerberg drained the brain fluid from Musk's brain. Truly an exciting day for celebrity death match."
Imagine putting Elon in a ring with all the children he's abandoned... he'd die lmao, more so than Zuck the master.
I resent this - just not enough to defend myself.
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In all seriousness, martial arts are cool.