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[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago

Damn I was looking forward to mark ripping the heart out of elons chest like Indiana Jones, promptly eating it like an iguana eating a fly.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

FATALITY! Zuck unhinges his jaw and swallows Musk whole

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

everyone been acting like Zucc is Cyrax this whole time when he was Reptile smdh

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

like an iguana eating a fly.

Speaking of, anyone remember that picture of Bezos eating a whole fucking lizard?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The thing you would definitely do to make yourself look like a normal human being

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought iguanas were herbivores. They'll definitely smack the shit out of you with their tails though.

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