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Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to 'Push' Door Labeled 'Pull' (reductress.com)

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Reporters gathered at the scene noted that by “putting [his] body on the line,” this particular lawmaker apparently just meant standing at the back of a quiet group and playing online chess on his phone.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I know. The reason he said it is because he knew that there will be millions of Americans with millions of guns fighting the invasion.
And I know that there will be no millions of Americans fighting the fascism. You will be happy to see dozens. Realistically you will have less.