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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Well, I'd give it a shot at least

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but after you've taken a shot of vodka, what are you going to do about the money?

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're mistaken. They want to give the vodka to the glass.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

You put the lime in the coke, YOU NUT!