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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That study has an insane jump to conclusion considering that they just studied

1 The skulls of early hominins — human relatives — called australopiths that lived around four million years ago. 2 The injuries of modern humans who show up in the hospital emergency room after a fight.

I do like the idea that the reason we evolved to humans and not a different species is because we made a fight club.