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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)
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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I occasionally have fights in my dreams, using old martial arts skills I haven't used in reality in like a decade. I'd imagine I'd be just as slow and ineffectual irl lol. You win every fight you avoid having