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Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to 'Push' Door Labeled 'Pull' (reductress.com)

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Reporters gathered at the scene noted that by “putting [his] body on the line,” this particular lawmaker apparently just meant standing at the back of a quiet group and playing online chess on his phone.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's about time to start using those weapons to take down the bad people, and dumbfucks are still waiting for some dude in 18th century old clothes to stand in their front door with an old revolver asking to get shot.

These people have weird wet dreams.

Modern warfare kills you and your whole block with a drone in your sleep.