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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine (theonion.com)

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit, even the couch wins if I kick it with just a bit of force.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well....former Cleveland Browns quarterback Tim Couch may not still play, but I imagine he's probably still a pretty beefy boy. Probably shouldn't kick him.

Edit: realized I never actually typed his name, which is the whole basis for the joke. Without the name my reply makes NO sense...