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Democrats Blocked From Entering Capitol Building Due to 'Push' Door Labeled 'Pull' (reductress.com)
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Reporters gathered at the scene noted that by “putting [his] body on the line,” this particular lawmaker apparently just meant standing at the back of a quiet group and playing online chess on his phone.

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

wtf is up with the wrong sided door closer lol

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Their maintenance guy is an alumnus.