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[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me: "Man, I love chocolate so much, it's a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore."

My mom: "Hey Ash... You're not allowed to eat chocolate any more..."

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called "WheresMyChallenge".

They did a "1lb Snickers Bar" video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

It makes me repeatedly sneeze and makes my nose run a bit