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I needed a good laugh, and this delivered. Thank you, and thank you OP.
Im amazed Trump is the only president to ever attend the super bowl though.
Probably because of the logistical nightmare for both the Superbowl organizers and the secret service, just doesn't seem remotely worth the sheer cost and risk involved
They have vip seating at every event. That's nothing new.
What is new is the secret service and big security bubble around this specific "VIP".
Ok?
Yeah, those VIPs are not anywhere near the target or have anywhere near the security detail as a sitting president
The President at the Super Bowl worked out so well in The Sum of All Fears
Is that the one with John Malkavics home made gun?
No, that's Nick of Time, where Denzel Washington investigated a murder at the White House.
Ahh ok yeah. Thank you.
There was a pocket of time with some great political thrillers.