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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

or better yet, Shakespeare Insult Generator! https://www.librarieshawaii.org/learn/brain-games/bardly-barbs/

  • Thou paunchy clapper-clawed boar-pig
  • You fobbing nut-hook carbuncle!
  • You paunch bilbo wag!
  • mew fut barnacle!
  • fawn bully angel!
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh thank you, I've been looking for that! For totally not Bardly DnD reasons...

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

DND with Shakespeare insults would be hilarious. My DM playing a single sound effect on his phone was enough to end the session for 5 minutes of laughs

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

All I have to say is Vicious Mockery is back on the menu,