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Danes hit back at Trump with ‘buy California bid’ as they vow ‘to take over Disneyland and bring hygge to Hollywood’ (www.the-sun.com)
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[–] nobody158@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Can they buy oregon and Washington too?

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I'm sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I support this sale.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I volunteer Minnesota as well.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Wisconsinite here. I'm hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah's national parks and skiing are awesome.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No... If there's one state besides Texas you don't want in this transfer, it's Mormonland

[–] match@pawb.social 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump

[–] gsfraley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary