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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 76 points 4 days ago (1 children)

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 83 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[–] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's 1000 to 3000 mHz!

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Thanks for clarifying that

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Im stealing this for if my brother complains about his heartbeat after staying up for like 18 hours on six cans of red bull again