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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 104 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No need, there's an unmaintained javascript library for that (written by a 12-yr old)

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Omg, sign me up! I'm gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no, now there is a security audit and the pdf generated is insecure, the unpaid developer that has not logged in since 2015 has to fix this ASAP

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

what? invest money to pay for open source software? are you nuts?

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"Just replace it with AI!!!"