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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is about to be found out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be cool dude

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putting something full of dangerous bacteria in the water supply isn’t just a prank. If someone put some food safe additive in there to make the water taste or smell bad it’d be less of an issue. (Still a jerk move, debatably.)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Lemmy and recognizing when some is joking, a great "what if"

[–] JonnyRobbie@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 15 hours ago

Someone is joking in greentext of all places and they took it seriously lol.

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net 0 points 12 hours ago

The threadiverse's median reading level is about 5th grade