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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 111 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 89 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 126 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you have a framed picture of a mirror, that'd just be weird.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Americans are weird

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Why is the mirror non-reflective and shaped like a fan? Seems like an odd design choice.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

No, it's a framed picture of a fan

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Right, but why do they have a framed picture of a fan on the opposite wall from the mirror?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Somehow I can tell it it's a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it's the closets, door styles, the carpet, or how they paint their walls. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the unpainted walls because why bother if you can't afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's definitely painted, otherwise you'd see the ~~cardboard~~ drywall, maybe it's the choice of colour.

It looks original from the builders.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

US: pastel colours, gaudy ceiling furniture, furniture the colour of the walls, tacky metal frames sprayed with gold, needless 6-panelled doors, walk-in closet.

If this was UK: white walls + cheap spotlights that point nowhere, wood-coloured furniture, tacky metal frames but thinner and black, smaller doors with stupid handles, no closet.

If this was Germany: white walls + no ceiling fixtures, cheap but wooden furniture, tacky metal frames but strong for some reason, clearly framed doors, wide light switches for household pets, no closet.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you can't answer the question, then the criteria for citizenship is highly dubious

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not a Brit, so why would I know what magnolia is? All we're required to know is eggshell.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

White with a hint of slumlord

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

It's a particular shade of paint. It's widespread enough in the UK that multiple brands do their own version of Magnolia. It's often what's used when people don't want to have to decide what colour to paint, or in council housing, and it's increasingly common in private rentals.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't think there are other countries with ceiling fans?

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair, so either US or Liechtenstein. 😄

[–] heartbreaker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Saw them in Syria, Lebanon, Turkey and Iran. Prob any really hot country has them.

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.

And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm in Aus and we have ceiling fans

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

No you fuckin don't mate.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Get a load of this guy pretending Australia is real

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

We have them in Japan, but they're mostly at businesses. That's slowly changing for homeowners, but not as much for renters (due to rules about modifying things).

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan makes it likely. They're far more common here.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are they? You'd think it'd be having an air conditioner

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Often it's both!

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 1 points 1 week ago

There was r/scienceofdeduction@reddit.com that basically tries to find as much information about the person just from a photo. I once found an exact window location to the room where the picture was taken. You would be suprised how much information can be extracted from one picture.