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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 188 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

HP laptop: please remember to log out of ~~your~~ the laptop in case someone else needs to use it.

Edit: Management took offence at the language of the previous memo.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Always "a" dildo, or "the" dildo, never "your" dildo...

[–] sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Always use the indefinite article.