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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon makes first contact (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s too late, you’re already the soyjack.

The aliens will laugh at you.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am fine with that if that is all they would do.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Your stronger than me, I’d be crushed if those little green dudes had a giggle at me.