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[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.