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Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ (www.wlbt.com)

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Short article, yet you failed to include the third that makes it illegal to jerk it:

"As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”"

[–] nepenthes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Because it's SATIRE!!

If anyone is unsure-- look the senator up, he's a Democrat.

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

That’s because thos is ax stunt to highlight how often antiabortion laws are antiwoman