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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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"Have a 4chan?" Isn't 4chan loginless?
Not if you have 4chan gold!
Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.
Surely they mean that they fear they will fall in love with someone only to find out that they're the infamous hacker known as 4chan
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Now everyone just uses the same username "anon" as a sort of running gag.
Sort of*
No*?
I'm assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7
No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.
Also it's very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.
I just view the Dutch language as jank English. My apologies
to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating
It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.
This only applies for the first post, you're probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.
I've never actually waited the 900 seconds.
tripfags hate this one simple trick