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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 122 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah, this is probably one of the best online communities I've ever participated in

Much better than ceaselessly arguing about which Fallout game was the best

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The answer is New VEGAS meow-tableflip

And 2.

2 is also good

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have I told you lately that I love you? meow-hug

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thinkin-lenin do you accept himbos and bimbos

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Himbos, thembos and bimbos unite! possum-party

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

QUICK! EVERYONE TO THE CUDDLE PUDDLE meow-hug

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I know it babe yes-comm

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Look, in this house we ceaseless argue if Mr. House is closer to resembling a vampire or a lich.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought of him as undead Walt Disney

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He very much is an undead Walt Disney, without the cute mascot. That being said, I have always really really really wanted to see a Fallout: Florida done by Obsidian, but I am pretty sure that is never going to happen, and if it does, Bethesda will just absolutely shit the bed on it. We got close in that one Fallout 4 expansion, but even then it was kinda half-assed, because it didn't really deal with the actual living conditions of the people who operated the rides or the community surrounding it.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg, Florida Fallout would be perfect. I mean it's already a dystopia. Can you imagine the Fallout version of Wastelanders rediscovering the Scientology building?

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh yeah, I think the funniest possible thing is that the apocalypse actually makes Florida less dystopian. I mean, it's still just as dangerous wildlife-wise, but the lack of a strong police state actually improves community conditions.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can solve this argument right fucking now. yes-comm

He's the mecha version of a Necrarch aka, a vampire with lich characteristics. The vampire counts even have the mindless army going for them. (They ironically have lich underlings I think.)

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fucking hate that Warhammer already has a solution for this, but of course it does. Well played, but I wanted to argue using traditional DnD monster categories, because they are so damn vague.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

berdly-smug I mean its technically still a vampire so...

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which one has a weakness to golf clubs to the skull sicko-blur

[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

This is the only online community I feel comfortable enough to not just lurk but actively comment in. It's great.

[–] temptest@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Much better than ceaselessly arguing about which Fallout game was the best

[struggle session]

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Well it was New Vegas, clearly. Unless you like 1 or 2 cuz I haven't played those and they are completely different styles of games and it's okay to like them more.