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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Elon is an awesome hacker, he just did an RPC call using visual basic on the mainframe to hack the GUI and get through all 3 firewalls

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I heard he reverse engineered the DNS and published a git lull which resulted in a total NVME DDOS of the computational cores.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just put my Rockwell Encabulator in full bridge mode, and then any AES signal can be rectified bi-directionally in realtime with seamless TLS packet substitution.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So....how come you didn't invent Tesla and SpaceX?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Because making up fake bullshit is Elon's job.