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it kinda is in that 401ks should not allow that pro job / anti worker bullshit
it’s crazy how we as a society allow all that obvious gatcha type rules just to help rich fucks get richer
Sure, but be mad at vestment, not all 401ks have that.
oh for sure I agree with you and it is likely his own fault but I do sympathize with his frustration
How is adding money every paycheck to an account with the promise of it being there later my fault?
depends on what part you are upset with
stock selection, interest, market fluctuation, vestment dates or withdrawal age
you’re being so purposely obtuse no one has any idea what you are complaining over
Shit, you probably don't believe in direct deposit either.
That response doesn't make any sense.